Archive | Morning Munchies

Toasty, crumbly, breakfast yummy

This isn’t the first time a granola recipe has graced the pages of this blog… but guys, this is by far, times-1-million, the best granola that I have ever made.  Drop everything and make it right now, RIGHT NOW!  I’ve eaten it plain, with milk, on yogurt, on ice cream, doesn’t matter – just get […]

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Pumpkin Season

It’s officially October, which means it’s totally acceptable for me to stuff my face with everything pumpkin from the minute that I wake up (helloooooo pumpkin spice lattes and creamer) to the minute I go to bed (one more slice of pumpkin cheesecake please).  That’s at least what I tell myself. Here’s another fun fact that I […]

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Pumpkin happiness.

Seasons… what are those again?  Pretty sure I wore my bikini like a week ago and am still paying an arm and a leg to run the AC in my house like 24/7 soooooo, not really sure what this “fall” thing is that people in other parts of the country keep referencing?  “Fall” means different […]

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It just got hippie in here.

Summer is here and it’s officially time to start thinking about my bikini belly.  As such, I bring you this very delicious granola, packed with all sorts of hippie deliciousness that is sure to make your bikini belly very happy- we’re talking about quinoa, ground flaxseed, chia seeds, and heart-healthy nuts.  Just pretend that you […]

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Bite-Sized Breakfast

My idea of the perfect breakfast is seven pounds of bacon covered in 3 cups of maple syrup, served alongside 12 gallons of coffee filled with sugary, cancer-laden creamer.  I try to be healthy, but let’s be honest, it does not come naturally.  Unlike my skinny and adorable mother, I don’t wake up feeling like […]

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Gluten-free yummies made in a blender!

Blender muffins.  Uh huh, you read that correctly.  Now, before you start rolling your eyes at the ridiculousness that is blender muffins, let me just tell you that these blender muffins are gluten-free and don’t contain any refined white sugar.  You got that?  We’re talking about super duper lazy muffins made in a freaking blender. […]

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Third time’s a charm?

This girl has a Momma who can eat the SAME thing every single day for months.  I am NOT one of those people- I am one of those people that has to keep one hundred and twelve snacks on my person at any given time just in case my mood or appetite might change and […]

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Your bikini awaits.

Your bikini is calling you.  Do you hear it?  It’s screaming at you from the deep, dark corner of that drawer you haven’t opened in months.  It wants out.  It’s seen those beautiful bright rays of sunshine creeping into your bedroom windows lately, and it knows… it knows that you’re going to have to get […]

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She’s all that AND a great muffin maker.

Guess what?  I made you muffins.  Oh, and not just any muffins, my friends.  I made you muffins a la Kathryn Choy.  In case you’ve been living under a rock, you might not know my extraordinarily beautiful and lovely friend, Kathryn Choy.  This girl’s all that and a batch of freshly baked muffins.  She’s kinda […]

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