So you know how I’m always coming up with ways to trick you into eating my baked goods? Yea, of course. Well, I’ve come up with another totally devious and amazing plan. I made these cookies, and they like, don’t even have any butter in them. Ya hear? No butter! Oh and guess what else? […]
My idea of the perfect breakfast is seven pounds of bacon covered in 3 cups of maple syrup, served alongside 12 gallons of coffee filled with sugary, cancer-laden creamer. I try to be healthy, but let’s be honest, it does not come naturally. Unlike my skinny and adorable mother, I don’t wake up feeling like […]
Blender muffins. Uh huh, you read that correctly. Now, before you start rolling your eyes at the ridiculousness that is blender muffins, let me just tell you that these blender muffins are gluten-free and don’t contain any refined white sugar. You got that? We’re talking about super duper lazy muffins made in a freaking blender. […]
