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Bite-Sized Breakfast

My idea of the perfect breakfast is seven pounds of bacon covered in 3 cups of maple syrup, served alongside 12 gallons of coffee filled with sugary, cancer-laden creamer.  I try to be healthy, but let’s be honest, it does not come naturally.  Unlike my skinny and adorable mother, I don’t wake up feeling like […]

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Gluten-free yummies made in a blender!

Blender muffins.  Uh huh, you read that correctly.  Now, before you start rolling your eyes at the ridiculousness that is blender muffins, let me just tell you that these blender muffins are gluten-free and don’t contain any refined white sugar.  You got that?  We’re talking about super duper lazy muffins made in a freaking blender. […]

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I celebrated my birthday recently and was lucky enough to be surrounded by my friends and family.  My amazing parents opened up their home so I could host a big pool party with 30 or so of the loveliest people in my life.  I was a few delicious adult beverages into the festivities when a […]

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